july 1 – july 4, 2016

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2015 Tickets

Event Passes, Onsite Parking Passes, and RV Passes are SOLD OUT. Head over to the Tickets Needed page and post a message there.
Meal plans are still available for purchase (until June 30th) via the button below.

Ticket-buyer’s emails will automatically be added to our event announcement list. If you are buying tickets for another person and want that person to receive email updates about the event, please send their email to: tickets.priceless [at] false-profit [dot] com.

When purchasing tickets, you will have 2 delivery options. We recommend the Print-At-Home option because it is free. Then all you need to do is print your ticket, bring it with you to Priceless, and get it scanned at the gate! If you prefer a hard copy ticket, you are welcome to select that option. This will cost an additional $5 per ticket. These hard copy tickets are not necessary — the print-at-home tickets work just as well and are free!

EVENT PASSES: $180 + ticket processing fees

Buy tickets here

We are releasing tickets in three waves:

  • Wave 1: Monday, May 4 — 11am
  • Wave 2: Wednesday, May 6 — 6pm
  • Wave 3: Sunday, May 10 — 7pm

Please be aware that we have zero tolerance for scalpers–we put a ton of energy into keeping prices as low as we can, and scalpers taking advantage of that hard work makes us super grumpy. We reserve the right to void any tickets that we have found out were scalped. If you hear of anyone attempting to sell tickets above cost, please contact us!

MEAL PLANS: $79 + ticket processing fees

Convergence, our food vendor, will be selling meal plans for the event that can be purchased with your ticket. Note that this year’s meal plan will include one more meal than last year’s! Meal plans can be purchased online. Head over to the meal plans page for more details.

PARKING PASSES: $20 (offsite) | $100 (onsite) | $185 (RV)

All vehicles will be required to purchase a parking pass.

Off-site parking will cost $20 per car and must be purchased in cash upon arrival (there are no off-site parking passes available online).

There are a VERY limited number of on-site parking passes available for online purchase only. On-site parking passes will cost $100 (+ ticket processing fees). Remember: car-camping is not permitted.

There are also a VERY VERY VERY limited number of RV passes available for online purchase only for $185 (+ ticket processing fees). These passes are for RVs only. If you show up with an RV pass without an RV (expecting to camp in your car), you will be asked to bring your car to the off-site parking lot.

Finally, there will be a small number of rooms available in the Belden Lodge for people with extenuating circumstances that would otherwise prevent them from attending Priceless. If you wish to apply for one of these rooms, please register your interest here.

And now for some background…

For those of you who took our survey last month: thanks, and thanks especially for the support and encouragement– it means a lot to us. We were relieved that the overwhelming majority of you are understanding the reality of increased costs this year, and are ok with ticket prices going up. Based on the feedback we received, and balancing our own feelings about the trade-offs between increased costs, throwing a ridiculously fun event, not burning out our staff by working 10x to stretch every cent, and keeping things affordable for as many people as possible, we’ve decided to set the ticket price at $180 this year. We’ve compiled the results from the survey for those of you who are interested – take a look here.

False Profit aims for close to zero profit . Any excess is re-invested directly in your enjoyment–into this or future Pricelesses, or into subsidizing community events like Spring Training. And of course, Priceless is a volunteer-run event– no one on the team pockets a penny of those funds, and we work hard to make your dollars go far.

We also understand that the ticket prices may be too high for some members of our community, so we want to remind everyone that volunteers who sign up to help throw the event (about 10 hours of work) are eligible to attend the event in a “pay-what-you-can” donation-based capacity. We think volunteering is pretty fun, actually– it’s a great way to meet a bunch of people and feel ownership in the event; so if you’re interested in that option please contact us at: volunteer.priceless [at] false-profit [dot] com.


In the true spirit of hip-hop, a few of you– acting, we presume, on the intuition that one way to make shit more awesome is to pour money and champagne on it– suggested in the comments at the end of our survey that you’d like to help make Priceless more awesome by pouring a little extra money and champagne on it. Well, some new language in our permit this year forbids the pouring of champagne all over Priceless [1]. But for those of you who want to pour a few extra duckets, this year we’re going to have the option to donate a few bucks to those causes. As with ticket revenue, any money we raise this way will be reinvested into More Fun™ [2]. Think of it as a way of kickstarting moar Pricelessness.

If you want to make a donation, there are two ways for you to do so. The easiest is to click the donation box on the ticket vendor site, which will allow you to submit a donation when you purchase your tickets. The downside to this method is that the ticket vendor retains 6% in fees. If you’d like to make a donation another way, you can send a SquareCash or PayPal payment to: finance [at] false-profit [dot] com. PayPal will have a smaller processing fee and Squarecash has none. If you choose one of these methods, please indicate that this is a donation to make Priceless More Awesome!

[1] Bill Murray’s are of course fully permitted.
[2] Not an actual trademark

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