Breaking news Space Cadets!
The following communication was recently intercepted by FPSA*: “Houston, we have a problem. It seems a group of hippies in Belden, California, have discovered the secret to space travel. A whole group of overnight campers plan to blastoff at 7:30 pm on Saturday, July 5. I don’t have to tell you what’s at risk if they enter the realm where time becomes a loop… where time becomes a loop… where time becomes a loop…
It is true, comrades–a Space Odyssey will commence in Beldentown on the eve of July 5th under the guise of a “party-within-a-party”. And your name is on the manifest. Please keep your hands and feet inside the shuttle at all times.
Remember, what happens in space stays in space. Including:
Mr. and Mrs. Universe Pageant
An un-beauty pageant with the stars. All species welcome.
Please dress appropriately. Prizes awarded.
The Moonwalk Competition
One small dance step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
To be a contestant, please ENTER HERE.
Remain in contact with the agency by joining the FB event. Prepare your celestial bodies for the final frontier.
Space: get higher.
*False Profit Security Agency does not really exist….or does it?