Mad Tea Party
Tea cup… $8
Parasol… $57
Top hat… $125
Taking sips of madness in woods… Priceless

High fashion in the dirt. The formalities of the mad. Afternoon tea at dusk. Where else but a Mad Tea Party can you find such a collection of contradictions?

Anything that’s worth doing is worth overdoing: Formal attire, Tea consumption, Games, Cake, Stimulation.

Merit Badges
Hey there campers! Don’t you think a summer camp out is great chance to earn recognition for all that hard work you do? Well shucks, we sure do! The False Profit and Downlow Merit Badge Program acknowledges outstanding achievements in over 163 different skills, mental dispositions, and fields of knowledge. Show us what you’ve got — get out there and earn some badges!

Hand Percussion Workshop
Players of all levels and hand-drums of all types are welcome at this fun and informative workshop. We will focus on learning a specific rhythm from the country of Guinea, W. Africa, but will also discuss points on hand-drum tone and technique, call-and-response, and general musicianship.

Yoga
Yoga is the meditation of movement. Vinyasa yoga is a sequence of postures (asanas) and breathing (pranayama). This class is about linking your breath with your movements. Come work to move beyond the limitations of your body and mind and reveal your inner truth.

Juggling
Learn how to juggle three balls. Know how to juggle three? Learn four. Know how to juggle four? Learn five. Know how to juggle five? Learn fire, chainsaws and puppies.

River Tubing/Rafting
The only official water sports of Priceless.

Sno-Queen
Bring your cup and fill it with ice, cuz out in the sun, it sure tastes nice.
Tasty drinkables will make you moan – the heat CAN be beat with a fine sno-cone!

HoolieHoop Playshop
Miss Rosie’s hoop playshop is a multilevel, phenomenally fun experience! In this one hour class she will teach you playful free movement, and cover moves chosen by participants as well as her favorite beginner and advanced moves. Leave class feeling healthy, inspired, and with a new perspective of your body and soul!

Monster Puppet Making
Create your monster alter ego in popsicle stick form.
Join the puppet theater for a special performance.

Sunday Brunch
Whew! Camping is hard work! Let’s be realistic about this: by Sunday morning we’ll have been up dancing so long and so hard that Belden Town will look like the set of Dawn of the Dead. But fear not! You don’t really think we’d let you leave in this state, do you? Before you depart for your “real” life, we invite you to replenish your body with a DIY brunch of tasty organic goodies– fruits, breads, granola, yogurt… you know the steez.

And since we’d rather not needlessly throw away a kazillion paper plates and plastic utensils, please remember to bring your own eating implements (unless you’re so damn earthy that you’d rather just eat with your hands– we’re feelin’ that too).