2006 Activities
Just in case you’re an efficient little worker bee looking to fill that extra time between dancing your ass off and dancing your ass off again, here are some of the activities that our troubled scouts have in store for you.

Merit Badges @ Everywhere
Get your scout on with merit badges from your favorite troop masters Brendan, Mary and the rest of the False Profit and Downlow crews.
The Hydrogen Economy @ The Hydrogen Dome
It’s 2006, so where’s my jet pack? Brett brings you glowing hydrogen bubbles that you get to ignite with 150,000 volt sparking wands. An interactive explosive experience.
Collaborative Art next to The Hydrogen Dome
For all the doodlebugs out there, we’re putting up large boards and lots of art supplies. Draw, paint, even use the paint to attach nature items like leaves, twigs. Paint your body and roll around on it. Just do the stuff with the thing, and see what can happen.
Toyspace Toyspace will be hosting workshops and skill-shares for hooping, poi, staff, juggling…and whatever else you brought to play with! Resident toymaster, Orange, organizes workshops which will be happening primarily on Saturday. Specific workshop times will be posted at the space.
River Tubing @ The Beach
Grab a tube and float the Feather River during the hot days Saturday and Sunday. Tubes will be provided.
Snow Cone Bar Saturday 12-7 @ The Beach
With the heat and the beats you’ll be aching for one of these icy treats. Snow Queen Stephanie and her assistants are here to meet your icy needs. Bring a cup and your belly (and any alcohol to donate) to the Open Snow Cone Bar during the beach party.
How To Behave Saturday 1-2pm in The Lodge
Don’t know How To Behave? We don’t either, but you can watch us try to learn in our San Francisco-produced TV show. Escape from the heat of the day with Brett for a one-hour special: How to send a girl a drink, How to buy a $75,000 bottle of wine, How to behave in Tokyo and more.
Hand Drumming workshop Saturday 2pm-3:30pm @ Side stage
Open to all skill levels and backgrounds, this workshop by JD will focus on West African rhythms, breaks, and solo phrases, as well as technique and musicianship. Please bring a djembe, dunun, conga, or another percussion instrument, and be prepared to have fun. Some seating will be provided, but if you have a chair, bring it.
Juggling workshop Saturday 4pm-5pm @ Toyspace
Learn how to juggle with Alxndr! Starting with the infinitely hard zero ball juggle and progressing up to 3 balls in no time. Cigar boxes and juggling clubs will also be on hand for more advanced fun.
Legal Lounge Saturday 3:30pm-4:30pm in The Lodge
What rights do you have if you get pulled over by the cops? Did the Supreme Court really make it legal for some people to trip in the US? These and other legal topics of interest brought to you by Kelly and Tree of False Profit, LLC’s general counsel.
Capture the Flag Saturday 5pm-7pm @ Toyspace
Too much dancing. Not enough running, tagging, hiding, leaping, jailing, guarding, distracting and spying. Fix this on Saturday afternoon with Watson before dinner and work up a bonus appetite. Bring both a non-white and white (or skin) shirt if you have ‘em. Look for the orange and white flags.
Documentary Film Screening Saturday 5pm-7pm in The Lodge
Logan brings you a recent classic from his political arsenal.
Blues Dancing Saturday 5pm-6:30pm @ Hydrogen Dome
Remember when Lindy Hop showed up in a Gap commercial and everyone started doing it? This is like that but three years before the commercial. Switch up your style with this introduction to Blues Dancing, a down and dirty social dance slowly and quietly taking over.
Champagne at Sunset Saturday 7pm-9pm @ Hydrogen Dome
Clink a glass and toast the end of a glorious Saturday at a swank cocktail gathering. False Profit and Downlow do classy - dress as formal as you want to be.
Laser Tag Saturday 9:30pm-midnight @ Toyspace
Chris likes running around in the forest shooting lasers at his friends. Do you? Join him.
Midnight “glo” Croquet Saturday 10pm @ Toyspace
Put on your knickers and your plaid hat and come join Sara and Watson in whacking balls though wickets in our eXXXtreme adaptation of the classic game complete with glow in the dark madness and mischief under the stars. Midnight croquet encourages obstacles, rule-bending, and frolic. Trash-talk highly encouraged.
Brunch Sunday 11am @ Main Stage
Free healthy brunch by Wanda to help replenish your energy as we continue to dance into the afternoon.
Drawing Time Sunday 12:30pm-1:30pm @ Side Stage
DangerMarc and Stephanie have art supplies available for anyone wanting a wind-down art session after brunch. We’ll head off into a corner of Nature and let the color hit the paper.
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