False Profit, LLC

Since 2001, San Francisco's favorite Limited Liability Company has been pushing an award-winning lineup of products and services designed to transcend mere financial success.

The Priceless Campout is just one example of the Life-Quality Enhancements and Cultural Advancements we offer to you, our investors.

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Overheard at Priceless

Fan: So, do you have an actual doctorate?
Dr. Toast: I have a fake doctorate, but it's an actual fake doctorate.
Fan: What in?
Dr. Toast: Toast.